Episode #683 of Kill Tony, aired on September 2, 2024, was a showcase of strong performances, budding comedy talent, and the presence of a comedy heavyweight. The lone guest for the night was the hilarious Tom Segura, who played a more subdued role compared to previous guests but still added his unique comedic flair to the proceedings. From the opening act by regular Ari Matti to the final moments with William Montgomery, the night was packed with memorable moments and a series of promising bucket pulls.

Opening Act: Ari Matti Kills Once Again

As expected, Ari Matti kicked off the show with a stellar performance. His minute and 45-second set was full of sharp, well-crafted jokes that brought the house down. Ari then engaged in some lively back-and-forth with Tom Segura, setting a high bar for the night. His consistent quality performances are cementing his status as a Kill Tony regular and fan favorite.

Trey Campbell and Lindsey Tyree: A Couple’s Comedy Night

• Trey Campbell (14:20): Trey Campbell delivered a fantastic one-minute set, impressing both the audience and Tom Segura. His interview further showcased his potential, with quick wit and natural comedic instincts that hinted at a future breakout. His performance earned him a spot on Brian Redban’s secret show.
• Lindsey Tyree (27:52): Lindsey Tyree, Trey’s girlfriend, took the stage with a strong opener featuring a hilarious transgender joke. Unfortunately, her set lost momentum toward the end, finishing on an average note. Despite this, she made enough of an impression to secure a spot on Redban’s secret show alongside Trey.

Mixed Bag of Bucket Pulls

The episode featured a variety of bucket pulls, some of whom rose to the occasion while others struggled to find their footing.

• Grinch Martinez (38:15): Grinch looked like a promising act but ultimately bombed with lackluster jokes and an awkward interview. His performance lacked the punch needed to make a mark on this competitive stage.
• Drew Nickens (47:15): Drew Nickens opted for a slower, more methodical pace compared to his previous attempts. While this set wasn’t his best, it was an improvement. The interview portion, however, was more engaging and showed off his personality.
• Roman Schmidt (57:55): Roman Schmidt, making his second appearance on the show, delivered an outstanding performance, especially for someone with only two years of comedy experience. His set earned solid laughs, and his interview was even more captivating. Surprisingly, Redban did not offer him a spot on the secret show, leaving fans puzzled. Roman is a comedian to watch in future episodes.

Regulars and Notable Moments

• Kam Patterson (1:09:50): Kam Patterson once again proved his comedic prowess with a very good set, followed by his signature entertaining interview. Kam’s consistent quality has become a staple of the show.
• Mike Ivy (1:18:50): Mike Ivy had the confidence but fell short on substance. His set lacked the humor needed to entertain the crowd, and his interview was awkward, bordering on embarrassing. He walked away with an extra small joke book as a consolation prize.
• Patrick Cassaday (1:28:40): With only three months of comedy experience, Patrick Cassaday showed promise with a mix of well-written material and some average jokes. His interview took an emotional turn as he shared his father’s stroke and their shared love of Kill Tony, which inspired him to pursue comedy. The heartfelt moment earned him a big joke book.
• Scotty Hyme (1:38:00): Scotty had a slow start but managed to finish his set on a high note. His interview, which included stories about his adventures at gay bars and awkwardly sharing beds with his non-gay friends, entertained the audience. He ended with an awkward dance that added to the humor, leaving with a large joke book.
• Pat Bautista (1:46:32): Pat Bautista’s set was intriguing, and his interview delved into his encounters with giant moths. Initially offered a spot on the secret show, Tony challenged him to prove his worth by performing his best joke. Pat rose to the challenge, got a good laugh, and secured a six-minute slot on the secret show.

Showstopper: William Montgomery (2:03:30)

William Montgomery closed the show with his usual flair, delivering a fun minute and an equally entertaining interview. His consistent performances have made him a staple of Kill Tony, reliably bringing energy and humor to every episode.

Tom Segura’s Role: Subdued but Supportive

While Tom Segura added comedic value to the episode, his presence was quieter than other guests in the past. He offered support to the performers, provided insightful commentary, and had a few funny exchanges, particularly with Ari Matti, but largely took a backseat, letting the performers shine.

Conclusion: Solid Performances and Rising Stars

Episode #683 of Kill Tony was a strong showing, particularly from the regulars like Ari Matti and Kam Patterson. The bucket pulls featured a few promising acts, most notably Trey Campbell and Roman Schmidt, who stood out with their performances and interviews. While some struggled, others showcased potential and set the stage for future appearances. With Tom Segura in the guest chair offering quieter support, the episode maintained a steady comedic flow, culminating in another strong showing by William Montgomery.